#1: My top ride would have to be da drop zone
That is unless I done ate a ice cream cone
I'd put dat ride on Mercury.. cept I'd catch on fire
I guess I'd choose Jupiter so it would go higher
Only problem is dat planet made of gas
Leave it on Earth, it's still just as fast.
#3: Momma knew I was low on cash
I wonder how she got me a job this fast?
I was sent to Carowinds to test this ride
I'm a need prayers, hope I don't die
All strapped in ready to go
There was a few of us going with the flow
Down hill one, it was sweet
Up hill two with a tinglin' in my feet
Screams and shouts were all that I heard
Next thing I know, we took of backwards
I guess the designer forgot about energy loss
If he hadn't, the ride woulda been boss.
#4: The best part of a ride is da loop
It always leaves ya feeling like a pile of goop
Ever wondered why loops come first not last?
Well ya better listen up, I'll make this fast
After da start there's plenty of energy
This is where da loops have to be
They wouldn't work without a bud named kinetic
If loops were near the end, the ride'd be pathetic.
#5: I got my own business, yes I'm da queen
I have to do this right so no one's mean
Today I'm makin da be roller coasta
Best believe mine'll have the mosta
Underneath will be a huge bouncy pad
If someone falls they can't get mad
Can't forget the seat buckles and belts
Mine are so safe you'll get off with welts.
Of course all fun must come to an end
But I bet you'll leave the ride with a grin.
#6: I hate ridin' rides it's much to scary
It's the number one fear I'd like to bury
Most of my reasons are psychological
That's probably why my life's so dull
Once someone dropped me off their back
It hurt so bad, heights have never been my nack
Another time a roller coaster crashed on a movie
That also makes it really hard and scary for me
Lots of others aren't afraid to die
Death is scary, so I won't ride.
#8: Every year our town has a fair
I spend my time swirlin' through the air
The changes in velocity are very fast
It makes the crowd go flying past
With the increase of speed; here we go
Just a change in direction makes ya stomach feel low
The unbalanced forces can make ya heavy or light
Either way it's still a delight
Heavy in the valleys, light on the peaks
You're gonna remember this feeling for weeks
Lightweight occurs when you're near a freefall
That is definitely fun for all
Heaviness happens when going up or down
This is the part that makes me frown
Once almost stopped, or close to at rest
You're body is at a standstill, and thinks that's best
When going fast, or feeling light
Your body finds it easier to stay in flight.
That is unless I done ate a ice cream cone
I'd put dat ride on Mercury.. cept I'd catch on fire
I guess I'd choose Jupiter so it would go higher
Only problem is dat planet made of gas
Leave it on Earth, it's still just as fast.
#3: Momma knew I was low on cash
I wonder how she got me a job this fast?
I was sent to Carowinds to test this ride
I'm a need prayers, hope I don't die
All strapped in ready to go
There was a few of us going with the flow
Down hill one, it was sweet
Up hill two with a tinglin' in my feet
Screams and shouts were all that I heard
Next thing I know, we took of backwards
I guess the designer forgot about energy loss
If he hadn't, the ride woulda been boss.
#4: The best part of a ride is da loop
It always leaves ya feeling like a pile of goop
Ever wondered why loops come first not last?
Well ya better listen up, I'll make this fast
After da start there's plenty of energy
This is where da loops have to be
They wouldn't work without a bud named kinetic
If loops were near the end, the ride'd be pathetic.
#5: I got my own business, yes I'm da queen
I have to do this right so no one's mean
Today I'm makin da be roller coasta
Best believe mine'll have the mosta
Underneath will be a huge bouncy pad
If someone falls they can't get mad
Can't forget the seat buckles and belts
Mine are so safe you'll get off with welts.
Of course all fun must come to an end
But I bet you'll leave the ride with a grin.
#6: I hate ridin' rides it's much to scary
It's the number one fear I'd like to bury
Most of my reasons are psychological
That's probably why my life's so dull
Once someone dropped me off their back
It hurt so bad, heights have never been my nack
Another time a roller coaster crashed on a movie
That also makes it really hard and scary for me
Lots of others aren't afraid to die
Death is scary, so I won't ride.
#8: Every year our town has a fair
I spend my time swirlin' through the air
The changes in velocity are very fast
It makes the crowd go flying past
With the increase of speed; here we go
Just a change in direction makes ya stomach feel low
The unbalanced forces can make ya heavy or light
Either way it's still a delight
Heavy in the valleys, light on the peaks
You're gonna remember this feeling for weeks
Lightweight occurs when you're near a freefall
That is definitely fun for all
Heaviness happens when going up or down
This is the part that makes me frown
Once almost stopped, or close to at rest
You're body is at a standstill, and thinks that's best
When going fast, or feeling light
Your body finds it easier to stay in flight.